Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name
The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.
About North To South Designs
I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!
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